|The Bounty without a mutiny|
But thanks to Vicki P and Judy L, we'll buy one product soon. They both just sent me an email recommending not pepper spray or guns, but wasp spray. It's an excellent weapon if you're ever mugged, or confronted by pirates.
Thanks for the helpful tip!
2012 update: sadly, the Bounty sunk during Superstorm Sandy's path up the coast. May she and her captain rest in peace.